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This is a story about my dear old friend
You might know his name it’s Sean Asselin
And he loves CT more than any guy, I don't know why
That's Sean
Last week he called me around 8 a.m.
He said "eyyyo can you spot me a 10?"
I asked him when will I see it again?
"I don't know when", said Sean
Fuck Seany A. That Dude Owes Me Money
But I guess I wouldn't want him any other way*
And fuck Brett
*-this is an absolute blown out lie.
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Simpsons on the Weekend
01:15
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I been watching simpsons all by myself
I been watching Simpsons in my personal hell
I been watching Simpsons and I don't know what to do
I been watching Simpsons - - without you
Sit alone mope around in the dark
Can't help but cry when Homer strangles Bart
If there's one thing I'd say I miss the most
I wish you didn't take my TV remote
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DUIcycle
00:38
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fell off the straight and narrow
he's at the bottom of the barrel
he had a car but the judge took that away
you can find him popping wheelies
down in the parking lot of Chili's
his Huffy is way too big* for him
he's on a D-U-I cycle
He'll forever ride that bike into the sun
til kingdom come
*-I meant to say small. the Huffy was too SMALL for him. Why would it be too big for a grown ass dude? It's a child's bike. Based on a true story.
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Paid 2 Poop
01:01
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making paper while wasting paper
to kill the time, there's nothing greater
no foul play
my bowels pay
survive the 9-5 the porcelain will surely save the day
I'm gettin' paid
paid 2 poop
break time, in bleach and pine
sit down, unwind
boss disagrees, that's fine with me
a 1/3 of my work week is spent in bathroom stall serenity
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