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Don't Touch Me

by Seltzers

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1.
Its 2020 and this year won't quit I'm kinda nervous about getting sick I dont need your germs I've got my own so step the fuck back leave me alone Dont touch me Bus looks empty tonight We dont have to sit thigh to thigh Please try to realize it's just how I like to live my life Let's just chalk this up to a mulligan and pretend that you have anxiety too You might think its rude and maybe it just might be...but I don't care and neither should you Stop making it personal I don't even like to touch myself Even if the world ain't gonna end I still don't wanna shake your hand
2.
Punk's not dead, it just retired cut it's hair, covered up tattoos and attempted to get hired I don't wanna smash the state I want a decent mortgage rate Saturday's spent drinking, listening to powerviolence now we spin Jimmy Buffett records and only rock Hawaiians trading Pabst for Miller Lite can't wait to be in bed by 9 I'm 30 & Miserable Punks & skins were once singing about suspect devices Now they shop organic groceries but always steal the spices Forever screaming fuck the cops in spike and studded camo Crocs Soon enough they all gave up trying to fight the power took their boots and hung em up they finally took a shower once proud to be un-American and now the system works for them (chorus)
3.
I'm a bastard i'm a jerk I'm all piss and vinegar I'm awful I'm the worst I'm the one who naysays first I'm a troublemaker An instigator Ive been known to be an absolute terror Im an A S S H O L E I was born this way and I'll die someday in total obscurity And I wasn't put on this filthy rock to keep you all at ease Cause I'm an A S S H O L E I ain't evil, but not much better. I'm a blanket that just gets wetter I ain't the cure, I'm more a cancer I'm the problem, I ain't the answer I'm offensive to all 5 senses I don't care for consequences Cause I'm a.... Misfortunes a treasure and I'll take whatever that I can get for free I was put on this dirt to punish and hurt your sensibilities Cause I'm an...
4.
I don't wanna get stabbed in Worcester tonight

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released December 19, 2020

Recorded November, Friday the 13th 2020 by Brews at Greenhouse Studios, Boston, USA

Additional tasty licks and crunchy riffs/egg shakin' by Biproduct

Written, arranged and performed by me

Released on cassette by RTF Records January 2021

Crush a chili dog/Listen to Jimmy Buffett

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